365 Dollas!

So this is what a dollar a day looks like. Three hundred and sixty-five fat ones. Just think about the gangsta knot you could rock in your pocket with that fat bundle, just toss a hundred dollar bill on the outside and you’d like you were big pimpin’!

$365 Dollas Make You Holla!

Death of a Beard

Day 316 / Week 44

Day 316, week 44 … look how far he’s come. Four and seven sixteenths of an inch by the hair on his chinny-chin-chin. Redunkulous to say the least. I wonder if he still has a face under there, or anything else. Only time will tell I suppose, only time will tell … Love the muff? I’m sure you do!

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 As you can see this Blithering Idiot is a real Cannibal, especially with that dead sexy pink braclette on to go with his fluffy muff. Just sayin’.

Day 288 / Week 41

You guys wanna know a secret? Do you know what Roby’s greatest dream is, his life’s ambition, his true soul-searching-deep-down-inside-one-true-dream is? Roby REALLY REALLY wants to be a wrestler! It’s true. In this picture we have captured the wild Roby with his true heroes: Big John Stud, The Undertaker, “Random-Jobber-Wrestler-Dude”, and Cactus Jack. I mean, seriously, just look at Roby. Now look at his dolls. Now look at Roby again. See? You see it: he loves his dolls, he loves wrestling, and he loves his muff!

Day 283 / Week 40

What’s up BITCHES!? Roby’s still rockin hard on the beard, roughly two and a half months left to go … of course they’re the SUMMER months! Let’s see how ridiculous this all gets before it’s over. Love the em-eff-in MUFF!

Day 274 / Week 39

Hey Gang, Roby’s going strong, only like 3 more months to go, can you believe it!? Anyway, sometimes he gets ridiculous, and he’ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice … so watch out! Until next time true believers, love the muff …